Holy Crap!!!! What a finale. I was worried going into last night’s finale because there was A LOT that needed to be wrapped up or at least formed into a plan for next season. GoT delivers yet again with another jaw dropping final scene. Maybe not quite as jaw dropping as last year’s but still enough to say “what the frick was that??!!”
The Stark Family
Robb got married, Bran is still aimlessly being carried about to nowhere, Jon has the upper hand, Arya has a new direction possibly, and Sansa is screwed. That’s it…thank you and good night! Just kidding.
Did anyone else care that Robb Stark got married to what’s her face? I didn’t think so. It’s nice that Robb is following his heart but I think it’s awfully sudden. He’s basically talked to this girl 3 times and boom, love of his life and married. Now I’m no cynic and a huge romantic at heart, but I’m not buying this for many reasons. Number One, the Starks are people of honor. I find it hard to believe that Robb would be promised to someone else (and agree to it) only to give that agreement the middle finger. His mother even reminded him of that fact. I think it would have been more interesting to see Robb struggle with that a bit more, but he didn’t. Number Two, his main focus right now is taking out the Lanisters. Is this really the best time for a new bride when you are avenging your father’s death and trying to over throw one of the most powerful families in the kingdom? Number Three, he barely knows Talisa. He’s known her for what, a minute? What if she’s a plant from a rival family? What if she smokes in bed? These are all important things to figure out before marrying someone you barely know, while destroying your honor in the process.
Is Winterfell gone at this point? That’s what my husband and I were trying to figure out. The huge clouds of smoke and debris should be clue enough but since Winterfell is so important a land (Robb is king of Winterfell, I don’t care what Theon says) I was slightly surprised that it was destroyed. For now, I’ll believe that it’s gone and Bran and crew are on the move…again. Seriously is Hodor expected to carry Bran all the way to the Wall? Yikes. Theon is surrounded by hundreds of Stark men looking to kill him and take back Winterfell. Theon gives us his best Knute Rockne impersonation but is eventually plunked over the head. Instead of his men shouting “win one for the Gipper” it was “let’s go home.” Way to go guys. This bugged me because I was really hoping to see a brutal death for Theon…one he truly deserved. Instead I see him dragged out of Winterfell and back to the Iron Islands. So the men surrounding Winterfell ready to destroy Theon and his posse did nothing but destroy Winterfell itself since Theon and his men were long gone.
While Bran and crew are off to the wall to be with Jon, Jon is busy being dragged around by Wildlings. His cohort, realizing the end is near for him, wants to use it as an advantage for Jon to get the Wildlings to trust him. Not sure if it completely worked but Jon does seem to have their respect. So much so, that they are taking him to meet the King Beyond the Wall. Who the hell could that be and does every land have a king? Is it like every city having a mayor because King sounds a lot more powerful than Mayor.
Arya manages to escape and ends up meeting up with Jaqen once more before he heads back home. She wants to come him to train to fight but he tells her to stay her course. He gives her a coin and tells her that if she ever needs him, to give that coin to someone (I forget who) and they will send for him. He tells her goodbye but not before he transforms into….someone else. WTF? What the hell is Jaqen? Is he some sort of shapeshifter? I know True Blood doesn’t start until next week but what else could he be? I already want the old Jaqen back.
I was talking to someone today who said they were disappointed Arya and Tywin didn’t wrap up their storyline better from this season. That didn’t bother me because I don’t think their story is wrapped up yet. I think now that Tywin is Hand of the King and Arya is off to learn how to fight, their paths will cross again. And it will be more interesting when that happens because I have a feeling it will come down to one or the other or both having to make a life or death decision regarding the person they have come to respect.
If I were Sansa, I would find a way to get the hell out of King’s Landing as fast as I could. Now that Joffrey has tossed her aside for Margaery (more on that in the Lanister section) she has no protection left in KL. At first she was thrilled to hear she was no longer betrothed to the little asshole. But her happiness quickly subsided when Baelish reminded her that Joffrey will still torture and possibly rape her even though he will be marrying another. So her best bet is to get out of KL, with his help, and back to her family. I think at this point I believe Baelish is trying to help her. I’m not a fan of his character and certainly don’t trust him. But because of his feelings for Catelyn, I don’t think he would do anything to harm Sansa. Plus this would put him back in Catelyn’s good graces.
The Lanister Family
Why do I have a bad feeling that little shit Joffrey will never die? Is that horrible of me? Not only did grandpa win the battle for him…a battle he cowardly ran away from to hide with Mommie Dearest…but he is taking all the credit, as well as a new bride.
After defeating Stannis’ army and keeping the iron throne, Joffrey has a few people stand in front of him to reward for their efforts. First up is Pop-Pop Tywin, who is now dubbed Hand of the King. Then some other dude got lots of land for his family. Finally, since the Tyrell family was instrumental in helping to defeat Stannis, they received lots of goodies as well. To take it a step further, Ann Boleyn, was offered as Joffrey’s bride since she never consummated her marriage to her first husband and is still pure and innocent. (Hmm, just ask King Henry VIII how pure she is.) At first Joffrey, stunningly, shows more honor than Robb Stark by wanting to continue with his agreement to wed Lady Stark. But that crafty Cersei, she points out that since Sansa is the daughter of a traitor and the sister to a man who is coming after them to destroy their kingdom, he can be relieved of his commitment to Sansa and marry Margaery. Joffrey, quickly accepts. That Natalie Dormer sure will marry anyone to be Queen won’t she? I love her.
Tyrion is recovering from his brutal injuries from battle (which we later learn was all Cersei’s doing.) I guess, why take away someone he loves when she can just take him away..permentantly. That Cersei certainly has been busy. First by playing mind games with Sansa, then by trying to kill her youngest son, finally by trying to have her brother killed. All while being completely snockered on Chianti. She is quite the multi-tasker.
For all of his brave efforts, we see Tyrion has been relegated to what looks like servant quarters since he has been removed as the Hand of the King and replace by his father. All his loyal subjects are gone, except for 3. One nobleman, whose name I am blanking on, made a point to tell Tyrion that he realizes, as do many others, that they would have been defeated well before Tywin made his arrival, had it not been for him. As a thank you, he brings Shay to see him. She wants him to run away from his insane family (who can blame the girl) but he explains that he can’t. He needs to keep them in check. So she agrees to stay by his side. It was a sweet moment. Why do I have a bad feeling it’s only a matter of when, not if, this girl gets killed.
And then there’s Jamie. Brienne is still carting Jamie and his smart mouth to King’s Landing. While I don’t like Jamie Lanister, I love the scenes he is in with Brienne because his sharp wit is hilarious. Still hate him though. When questioning whether or not Brienne’s loyalties are to the Starks, Brienne quickly corrects him…she doesn’t serve the Starks, she serves Lady Catelyn (isn’t that pretty much the same thing?) As this is happening, three Stark men appear and immediately start in on Brienne when they realize she’s a woman. That has to get really old for her after a while. But you know who has the last laugh? Wonder woman herself! Not only does she take out the three Stark men in record time, she also scares the living daylights out of Jamie who has a new-found fear for Brienne. That’s right King Slayer, this chick will kick your ass!!!!
Dani and Crew
As much as I like Dani as a character and I adore her portrayer Emilia Clarke, her storyline has been boring to me this year. Basically she has been on her way “to her people” (do they know they’re her people) with no army, no ships, no money, no water, no food, no Lady Speed Stick. It’s been frustrating to watch because I so want this girl to succeed but I have no idea how she’s going to do it! But last night, we received a great payoff!!!
Dani goes to the house of the undying to get her babies back. The palatial resort is playing mind games with her to try to throw her off track. It even strikes below the belt by bringing Khal Drago and her baby boy back into the fold. It was a great moment to see them back together but Dani knew it was all a lie. She was strong enough to walk away and emerges in the area where the dragons are being chained. The creepy undead dude shows up and surrounds her, taunting her, and eventually chaining her as well. But her being reunited with her babies gave them their mojo back and baby dragon #1 proceed to scream fire at the undead dude until he is, well, no longer undead. The chains are broken and the family is once again back together.
After all this happens, they head back to the main house in Qarth where Xaro is sleeping with Dani’s handmaid. She realizes she has been betrayed by her and lied to by him. She steals the emblem around his neck and both are escorted down the tomb area. Remember this is the tomb where Xaro told Dani that all the wealth in Qarth is kept. How funny was it that when she opened it, it was empty. Actually that wasn’t the funny part. The funny part was being so pissed at them that she locked them in the tomb with nothing. If you haven’t learned this yet, learn it now….don’t piss off Khaleesi!!!!!! In the end, she and Mormont begin collecting all the gold and jewels because that will be enough to buy a ship. I hate to break up their happy party, but they’re going to need more than a ship.
The final thing I want to mention is the last scene. When the 3 night watchers heard the 3 horns sounded and started to run, I had no idea what they were running from. When I saw all the snow, I thought it was the start of Winter that we have been hearing so much about. But it’s slightly impossible to outrun the start of a new season so it probably wasn’t that. Then I saw the shadowy figures. I was starting to get about as freaked out as Sam because I had no idea what or who that was. Then we see the horse and the…person?…on top of him look as if he came straight out of a Night of the Living Dead Part 25: The Ice Age, movie. They were fricking creepy!! And then more and more and more of them came. I turned to my husband and said “what the hell are those things?” He thought they were Wildlings but then we both remembered that they must be the White Walkers. Right? I still have to ask though, “what the hell are White Walkers?” If I’m not mistaken, that’s what the night watch protect everyone from. Not the Wildlings but those White Walkers. Well, maybe a little of both but I have to imaging it’s more the White Walkers. But how do they live with the Wildlings? I can’t wait to see more of this come next season!!
Overall, it was a great season of GoT and I already can’t wait until Season 3. I can’t believe Season 2 is over already. Should we start the campaign now to beg TPTB at GoT to make it at least a 12 episode season? I think we deserve that. What did you think of the season finale? And are you curious to read the books now because I am. I need more detail!