I say this every year…I love the Golden Globes! It’s one of three award shows I look forward to every year with the GG being my favorite (the other two are the Tony’s and the Emmy’s.) I love watching everyone get all boozed up and either presenting or accepting awards. It’s fabulous. Plus, as Amy Poehler put last year, it’s where the beauty of movie stars rubs elbows with the rat faces of TV. Love her. AND SHE WON!!!! Ok I’m jumping ahead. But I’m starting with her and Tina Fey.
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler hosted again this year. Just when I was nervous they couldn’t top last year’s brilliance, they did. I honestly believe it has something to do with their friendship. You’ve seen other pairs over the years host award shows and they are so stiff and uncomfortable with one another because they don’t know each other as well. This doesn’t happen all the time. But recently, it seems to be the case. As with James Franco and Anne Hathaway and Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin. And don’t even get me started on the year the reality hosts “hosted.” What a disaster. But Fey and Poehler know each other so well, they work seamlessly together. They just fit. They are the female Turk and J.D. You can’t imaging Chris Turk without John Dorian right? Just like I can’t imagine with Tina without Amy. They are perfection and they were again last night. From the fantastic opening monologue to Tina introducing her “son” Mr Golden Globe Randy, to Poehler making out with Bono once winning her award, they didn’t have a bad spot all night. My two favorite jokes had to be these two zingers:
- “Gravity is nominated for Best Film. It’s the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die then spend one more minute with a woman his own age.”
- “And now, like a supermodel’s vagina, let’s all give a warm welcome to Leonardo DiCaprio”
The only thing you could say that was bad, was that they weren’t on stage enough. There was probably a good hour to hour and 15 minutes where you didn’t see them at all. But there are a lot of awards to get through so I can understand that. I just wish the spacing was better so we didn’t go so long without seeing the dynamic duo on stage.
- Emma Thompson’s Presentation. She strolled right up on stage with a martini in one hand and her Christian Louboutin’s in the other. Brilliant! She was obvious feeling good but was still completely together and absolutely charming on stage. A+ Ms. Thompson!
- Brooklyn Nine-Nine’s Big Night. There has been a ton of controversy over this. I don’t get it. I think B99 is damn good show. It’s funny, well written, well acted. This was a show that right from the pilot was cruising like this show has been on for 3 seasons. The cast chemistry is fantastic. They all play off one another so well. It’s very natural how the dialogue and reactions flow. B99 didn’t have the yips early on like some comedies do and then hit their stride. They hit their stride in the pilot and haven’t looked back. They just aren’t getting the big ratings. I don’t think Dads as a lead in helps. But this is a solid show that against that competition deserved the win. As did Andy Samberg. Great writer, great delivery, excellent comedic timing, his chemistry with Andre Braugher is perfection. Absolutely well deserved honors on both fronts. Season 2 here they come!!!!
- Diane Keaton. When I’m 68 years old, I hope to look 10% as good as Diane Keaton. She. Is. Gorgeous! She gave a beautiful speech last night honoring the disgusting Woody Allen and was gracious, classy, and elegant as always. I’ve heard a few people are upset with honoring of Woody Allen and by extension, Diane Keaton’s speech accepting the award on his behalf. I’ll talk about Woody Allen below but I think people need to revisit their hostility towards Keaton. She was asked to accept an award on his behalf. What is she supposed to do? Get up there and talk about what a vile person he is? Of course not! And she has a much different relationship with him than many other people do so if she wants to salute her friend, so be it. Not to mention, it wouldn’t have been appropriate for her to rip him to shreds….and who knows if she would want to. I don’t know what she feels about him personally. But professionally, he helped launch her to stardom. So I can understand if she wants to be very benevolent in her speech. Plus, this was an award honoring his career, not his personal life choices. I think she did a wonderful job and looked spectacular in doing so.
- Breaking Bad and Bryan Cranston. The final year of Breaking Bad and the show and Cranston got much deserved props (from what I understand.) I’m one of the few idiots in the world who have not watched one second of Breaking Bad. However, it is on my Netflix and the husband and I are planning a major marathon this summer because we don’t have one friend who watches this show who has ever said a bad thing about it. And of course all the national press it receives is off the charts. And I already know I’m going to love it so I already know how happy I am that BB and Cranston won last night!
- Matthew McConaughey. All right, all right, all right! Love him! I was really happy for his win last night because he was so good in “Dallas Buyers Club.” He’s on fire lately with tons of movie and a hot new TV show, True Detective, to boot. He’s come a long way from Dazed and Confused!! But man, please put those 45 pounds back on….waaaaaay too skinny still.
- Speeches: Amy Adams, Amy Poehler, Alex Ebert, Alfonso Cuaron, Andy Samberg, and Elizabeth Moss. I love heartfelt speeches and each one of these people gave a touching, emotional, real speech that I just wanted to mention them. Other speeches were good as well but these really stood out to me. Moss gushing about her talented brother and thanking her mom and hoping she’ll be 1 tenth the woman that she is…wow did I need some Kleenex. Adams honestly saying she’s was hoping she’d just get a commercial someday….look at her now. Cuaron explaining that he told Sandra Bullock not that “he was going to give her herpes” but that “he was going to give her an earpiece.” LOL, classic. Ebert thanking the production team for “letting him try all over their movie.” Poehler for just being Poehler. And Samberg for being so completely surprised and having no speech just winging it and “thanking everybody” including his “team.” Oh and I also loved Dan Goor, one of the co-creator’s of B99 who said in regards to him not going to med school “that this was way better than saving a human life.”
- Taylor Swift not winning. Enough said.
Not So Favorite Moments
- Jacqueline Bisset’s Speech. What. Was. That? Seriously, has she stopped talking yet? You want to talk about being CRAZY uncomfortable watching someone on stage and that was me watching Bisset. What the hell was she talking about…when she was talking. It took her 30 seconds just to start talking then when she did, she never stopped blabbering some sort of gibberish. Wow. I was happy for her to win but I don’t ever need to see a speech like that again.
- P Diddy, Puff Daddy, Sean Combs, whatever he’s called this week, hitting the Ciroc a little too much. Diddy, stop. Just stop. Not everything is about you. You were presenting but the night is about the nominees and the winners. NOT YOU. So back off and let these people have their moment. On a side note, U2 totally blowing him off when he came in for a handshake was hilarious!!
- Melissa McCarthy and Jimmy Fallon’s presentation. I love both of these comedians but this just fell very flat. And it went on too long. It’s disappointing too because these two are talented and funny but last night was bad.
- Woody Allen getting the Cecil B DeMile Award. I don’t like Woody Allen as a person. I think he’s disgusting. But that’s besides the point. Woody Allen is one of those directors and film makers that either people love or hate. You either get him or you don’t. I don’t like his films and I don’t get him. I never did. Maybe I’m not sophisticated enough to appreciate his work (although I can appreciate the longevity of his career) and that’s why I’ve never been able to understand the gushing praise over his films. But that’s my opinion. Many others will disagree and that’s fine.
What did you think of the GGs? What were your favorite or head scratching moments of the night? Let me know!