Now that’s a season finale! After a pretty lousy season, to be quite honest, True Blood kicked it into gear the last two episodes leading up to last night’s finale and WOW what a finale it was. Talk about one jaw dropper after another!!
One of my big problems with True Blood this season (and all other seasons where I haven’t like it) is that there are too many stories running throughout the season. Here’s a quick run down of the stories and characters we had at some point this season:
- Sookie and Lafayette helping Tara’s transformation
- Tara and Jessica getting into it over Hoyt
- Hoyt inadvertently joining a mini KKK
- Hoyt’s relationship with Jessica and Jason
- Jessica turning into sex crazed party girl with Bill gone
- Bill, Eric, and Nora fighting together against the Authority
- Roman’s leadership of the Authority vs the Sanguinista movement
- Salome bringing Russell back and Russell killing Bill
- Salome turning Nora and wanting her to help lead the new Authority (which involves another 4 people)
- The Authority wanting to destroy the idea of peaceful living with human
- Russell and Rev. Newlin forming a bond
- Luna and Sam being hunted and Emma being kidnapped
- Emma’s grandmother being very protective of her while Emma stays with her to keep her safe
- Luna, Sam, Andy, and Jason all learning that the former Bon Temps Sheriff is part of the mini KKK and is led by a female dragon that he was sleeping with
- Alcide and Sookie finally hook up only to take time off after he finds out she killed Debbie
- Alcide fighting over who should be pack leader
- Alcide sleeping with one of the members of the pack who backs him
- The wolf pack being high on V
- Alcide going to see his dad and his dad being a douchebag
- Andy gets a Fairy knocked up and could possibly hurt his relationship with Holly
- Terry going off the deep end with Patrick and going after their old Army crew
- Terry having to kill Patrick to have the curse lifted
- Tara dealing with her new life and new relationship with Pam
- Pam on the hunt for Eric
- Eric trying to keep Bill from becoming a psycho on Lilith V
- Lilith going after everyone in the Authority saying they are the chosen ones
See what I mean? We only have 12 episodes a season and to me, that is WAAAAY too many characters and stories going on….and I didn’t touch on everything.
The two guest stars I was most excited about this season that ending up failing miserably were Scott Foley and Christopher Meloni. Christopher Meloni was awesome when he was on, but he was only on for 3 episodes before he was killed. What a waste! It was better for the story but the way his appearance was pumped up, I thought we would see him for more than 3 episodes!! As for Scott Foley’s character, he was a victim of a boring storyline. Because there were so many other things going on, and since Terry has always been a background character, I could have cared less about what was happening with them. Plus, their storyline always felt like filler to me. The best part about it was that it brought Arlene into the fold more, and I love her character, but I FF every time Terry and Patrick were on the screen because their story did nothing for me.
Because we had a lot going on this season, I was glad the writers chose to wrap up the Terry/Patrick storyline and the Hoyt/Jessica/Jason storyline 2 episodes early. Very smart on their part. That way you aren’t clouding the finale with these side stories, and Hoyt got the proper send off he deserved vs. being an after thought. I’m sad Hoyt is gone because I always liked the character and the actor but his character has run his course and True Blood really does need to thin out the crew.
There were three main storylines happening last night: the Authority (which I’ll get to last), Sookie and Jason’s investigation into their parents’ death, and Sam and Luna being hunted and getting Emma back. Let’s start with the latter.
I’m not a big Luna fan. She’s always annoyed me since she came on-screen. I can’t really put my finger on why, but she does. And while I’ve always liked Sam, his storylines have always bored me. This season was probably the most interested I was in his SL. We find out that the guys in the Obama masks were mini KKK members wanting to rid society of anything that wasn’t human. So it wasn’t a personal attack against Sam and Luna specifically, it was any shifter, vamp, wolf, etc was fair game to these people. But with the help of Andy and Jason, they are able to track down these idiots and either kick their ass or kill them. In the meantime, the hunt to get Emma back is on. They find out she’s with Rev. Newlin and go to the Authority (as mice in his briefcase) to get her back. It was great.
At some point, Luna was able to shift into Rev. Newlin (she had already shifted into Sam inadvertently in the episode prior to the finale) and therefore was able to grab Emma. She was just about to escape but not before Rosalyn grabs “Newlin” and forces “him” to do an interview condemning the acts for which they are being accused of starting. Rosalyn is holding Emma while “Newlin” does the interview. Everyone can see he is really struggling and then all of a sudden starts convulsing and starts shifting back into Luna. Luna then tells everyone what is really happening at the Authority when Rosalyn kicks over the camera. She is about to attack a very weak Luna when Sam flies in (as a fly) into her mouth and then shifts back into himself inside Rosalyn causing her to explode. It was the nastiest death yet but also the coolest at the same time!
The only thing I really want to say about Sookie and Jason searching for who killed their parents is that we learned that they were killed by a vampire who was promised the first fairy baby from the Stackhouse family. Which ends up being Sookie. And that vampire is named Warlow. Who is he? Why does he appear in ghost form? I am curious about this. I’m also interested in seeing how this is impacting Jason, who has turned into Jason the Vampire Slayer before our eyes. Between finding out your parents will killed by a vamp, your sister’s heart was broken by one, and you have a major head injury causing you to see visions of you parents, no wonder Jason is going full board into destruction mode. But I’m anxious to see that storyline continue next season….just not with 10 others!
Leading into last night, the storyline I was most interested in was the idea of the Authority no longer being the Authority as we know it and becoming a sanguinista society in which human and vampires do not live peacefully and the only relevance humans have for vampires is sustenance. This was most interesting to me because this show started on the foundation that vampires wanted to live peacefully with humans and have the same rights they do. So a little product called True Blood was created so vampires wouldn’t have to feed on humans. Now with Lilith’s blood rushing through all of them, this is no longer the society they want and they try to come up with a plan on how to best create this war of vamps vs. humans. Bill suggests destroying all the True Blood factories so it can’t be produced and vampires have no choice but to feed on humans. It’s actually a great idea on his part and much easier than what the rest of them were coming up with. The funny thing is, even though this is what they want, they are still spinning it to the public that this was a terrorist attack and they are still behind the idea of living among the human race without chaos….such politicians! On top of it, their own people have no idea what’s going on! Pam was telling Tara all about the Authority but she was telling her about the OLD Authority not the new crazy Authority that’s actually taking form. But I also have to remember this whole season is taking place over the course of one week (not several months.)
I have to say, I’m glad this storyline wasn’t wrapped up this season but I am glad certain parts of it were. I wasn’t crazy about the whole Lilith angle. The Authority was something we have come to respect as a viewing audience as the government arm of the vampires that keeps them in check. Now that’s all gone. Why? Because some power hungry members of the Authority got high on Lilith blood and now the Authority as we know it is gone and a crazy cult has formed in it’s place. I’m curious what you all thought about what/who Lilith actually was. Because for the entire season, up until the last scene, I thought she was a hallucination. Now I’m not sure because of what happened at the end of the episode. Holy crap how about that!!!!!
To set it up, Eric and Nora breakout of the complex so they can warn everyone to what’s going on and they can build a little army to stop it. Which by the way, Nora turned back to the good side a little too easily for my liking, but I digress. Eric and Nora bring back Sookie, Jason, and Tara to take down the vamps and they do in classic Dirty Harry fashion. It was awesome. Jessica and Pam were in their prison cells so Sookie and Tara break them out. To celebrate, Pam and Tara play tonsil hockey in a scene we all knew was coming, I just didn’t think I would see it until next year. The Authority is destroyed and everyone is leaving but Eric and Sookie want to go get Bill. You see, Lilith came to Bill to tell him over and over again that he is the Chosen One. The problem is, she also came to about 3 other people and told them the same thing. So Bill is one by one killing all those other people, including Salome, so there is no one left but him and a vile of Lilith blood.
Eric and Sookie rush to see him and Bill is not the Bill we have come to know. Actually I like this Bill much better because he is SOOOOO much more interesting than polite, boring Bill. Bill is going on and on about how humans are nothing but food for vamps and that he is the Chosen One to lead this new regime of the Authority in Lilith’s name. Eric and Sookie are trying to get to the old Bill inside and convince him he is coo coo for Cocoa Puffs but Bill won’t listen. Sookie gives him a tearful “if you ever loved me at all” speech and it didn’t work a lick. He blows her off and proceeds to chug the remaining Lilith blood in the vile.
The next thing you know he is vomiting blood and blood is pouring out of every crevice in his body and then…..BOOM, Bill explodes into the pile of vamp goo all vampires explode into when they meet the true death!!! Holy shit did I just watch Bill Compton die on my TV screen? I didn’t see that coming at all!!! I have to say, when that happened, Twitter completely exploded in its own right last night! But then, slowly, we start to see the blood pull together and here comes Bill (just as Lilith looked) emerging from his “remains” covered in blood and looking quite frightening. Eric yells at Sookie to RUN and Bill flashes his fangs….cut to black and the music.
So this leads back to my question about Lilith. I thought she was a hallucination all season. But after seeing that, I think it’s fair to say that she wasn’t. So now what the hell is Bill and is Lilith now gone or is he just working with her? Is Bill dead again or not? What the hell is he???? It’s been a long time since my jaw completely hit the floor watching a show where I didn’t see it coming and have no idea what’s about to happen next. I was ready to leave True Blood after this season but there is NO WAY that’s happening now.
Other Standout Scenes from the Finale:
- Pam and Tara hooking up. Remember, this season happened over the course of one week in Bon Temps time. While I saw Pam and Tara giving google eyes to each other all season, I didn’t think they would hook up until next season. It seemed a bit fast for me, considering their history. But it was still awesome to see these former foes start to fall for one other over the course of the season!
- The Fairy Giving Birth. That had to be one of the funniest scenes I have ever watched on True Blood. Lafayette, Arlene, and the other lady siting there drinking Cajun margaritas as Holly is helping Andy’s mistress give birth to four fairies while apparently orgasmic at the same time, was priceless. It was like they were watching a football game together. That’s where Arlene at Lafayette are at their best…their witty and snarky one liners are the best on the show!
- Russell’s Death. I was really hoping the show wasn’t going to bring Russell back only to kill him in the finale….but they did. I always loved his character so I’m a bit sad he’s gone for good. I will say though, I didn’t see it coming in the first 2 minutes of the episode. There were many jaw droppers last night and that was the first of many!
What did you guys think of the season finale and the season as a whole? Sound off in the comments section below!